My mom is so evil. I told you before. 
Tonight at dinner we saw a squirrel and they were all saying how it was like me....so for a while I was supporting it as it was running down a cable, when everyone else hoped it would fall and were all talking about bbguns.....
So when it went to our neighbors tree that he was starting to cut down (a lot of the tree was missing and it looked like a big furry twig)...my dad said it was probably afraid to climb higher....i commented that squirrels arent afraid of anything....except my moms face.....she didnt say anything and ignored me like usual.....
and then my mom says that she saw a nest behind some limbs....and maybe it was looking for it. I immediatley got mad and said "Why are you trying to act so thoughtful when your really not'.....and she just said "Are you talking to me, shutup."
So knowin me...Im say "I wish I could say that to you".....Then I saw some flies flying around and annoying me and pretty much said "Oh, you think im a squirrel, well i think your a fly....see" and i just flicked one and watched it buzz away very quickly....
Then i said i couldnt take watching them talking about the poor squirrel so i picked up MY plate and cup andwent to go inside and my mom said "thanks for helping clean up" but in a mean sarcastic way...so i opened the door and said "your welcome" and tryed to say it as rude as i could before disappearing into the house.
I made sure to congradulate myself in my head saying 'good job stef, you did well.' |